Friday, April 19, 2013

Personal Ads

1. Complex and empathetic social worker
    Seeks quirky, chemically imbalanced mate
    For a loving do-it-myself project.

    Must have problems- I won't know
    What to do with you, otherwise. What do people
    Talk about when they're not crazy?

2. Lonely, shy, somewhat single female
    Seeks quiet roommate who adores me unconditionally
    And always pays rent on time.

    In other words, a dog with a job.

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