1. Complex and empathetic social worker
Seeks quirky, chemically imbalanced mate
For a loving do-it-myself project.
Must have problems- I won't know
What to do with you, otherwise. What do people
Talk about when they're not crazy?
2. Lonely, shy, somewhat single female
Seeks quiet roommate who adores me unconditionally
And always pays rent on time.
In other words, a dog with a job.